The title for the talk: Detecting transients in noise without threshold anxiety Abstract: It is difficult to choose detection thresholds for tests of non-stationarity that assume a priori a noise model if the data is statistically uncharacterized to begin with. This is a potentially serious problem when an automated analysis is required, as would be the case for the huge data sets that large interferometric gravitational wave detectors will produce. A solution is proposed in the form of a robust time-frequency test for detecting non-stationarity whose threshold for a specified false alarm rate is almost independent of the statistical nature of the ambient stationary noise.