Atlanta, Georgia, is never, I repeat never an acceptable answer on a lab report.
On the front of a lab report: "I FINISHE FINALLY!" (Exact spelling)
Student's comment: I HATE MICROMETERS!
TA's response (next to a drawing of a mad micrometer): Well... we don't like you either!
TA's response (next to a drawing of a mad micrometer): Well... we don't like you either!
Student's comment: I really disliked this lab, please be the kind man that you are, and empathize w/our stupidity and lack of physics knowledge.
TA's reponse: Flattery will get youeverywhere nowhere... something.
...same lab, lab partner:
Student's comment: Basically, we were way off --->like the price is right--> we are out!
TA's response: But we do have some lovely consolation prizes for you!
TA's reponse: Flattery will get you
...same lab, lab partner:
Student's comment: Basically, we were way off --->like the price is right--> we are out!
TA's response: But we do have some lovely consolation prizes for you!
A Poem
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
My lab report is awesome,
...and Chris, so are you.
Awww... I bet you say that to all the TAs...
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
My lab report is awesome,
...and Chris, so are you.
Awww... I bet you say that to all the TAs...
.04 + .05 = .045
Ahum... 1+1=/=11 so, I don't think I can accept this answer.
Ahum... 1+1=/=11 so, I don't think I can accept this answer.
After various comments about errors being points:
Now if only forces were counted as points, I'd probably win physics.
At the end of the lab: Total points: 46!
Now if only forces were counted as points, I'd probably win physics.
At the end of the lab: Total points: 46!
:After drawing lovely curved angles from the F1 and F2 vectors..."
Speechless with amazement... no, really!
Later in the question: "...and the making sense has gotten worse!"
I suspect sabotage, but maybe that's just me.
Speechless with amazement... no, really!
Later in the question: "...and the making sense has gotten worse!"
I suspect sabotage, but maybe that's just me.
Student's comment: Chris needs a string, and I need to hold it!
TA's response:...most people call that leash Kaleigh...
TA's response:...most people call that leash Kaleigh...
Student's comment: Would you lok at that! Same as calculated velocity!
I know I can sleep well at night now.
I know I can sleep well at night now.
Student's comment: Do I get a degree in shopping cart pushing now?
(next to a picture of a PhD document) Congratulations!
(next to a picture of a PhD document) Congratulations!