Joshua Hirschfeld-Kroen's Home Page

Anacondas are the second longest snakes in the world, and the heaviest. They can weigh up to 250 pounds.

My name is Josh. I live in Florida in the USA. On the right is the dumbest dog in the world, Patches. On the left is the clown--me!

One of my best friends is Ignacio Villalon, who's in the picture with me. Peter Lauthan is also one of my best friends. I like sports: basketball, tennis, soccer, baseball, football, etc. I play the violin and piano, and just got a new electric guitar, even though I don't know how to play it.

I like reading & my favorite book is Harry Potter #5. And I like the Simpsons , snakes, and monkeys.

Chimpanzees are the second smartest mammals on earth, after humans except for George Bush.

Here's one of my current interests. It's a picture from Back to the Future II showing Marty McFly on a hoverboard. I think hoverboards are cool, and plan to invent a real one someday. I'm going to start by inventing hovering cars. I also love soccer. On the right, is one of my favorite players, Pele doing a bicycle kick.

I am also a great poet. Here is my best poem:

Oh chicken, wherefore art thou now?
A monkey in disguise, or cow?
'Tis you I love, above all things
I love your eyes, and chicken wings.

"Trouble in paradise": recently the pond outside my house has become infested by anacondas. Here's a picture of me trying to catch one at night.	Did I forget to mention I am a Sith? It keeps me busy. Here I am fighting a local Wookie.
Here's me and my buddy Brad	and a pic from my appearance with Ronaldhino playing for the Brazil world cup team.